He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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