Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize