If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He called his prostate his "boner button".
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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