That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize