they need to just BURY HIM!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
