WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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