i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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