Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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