i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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