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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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