How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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