Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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