Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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