Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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