$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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