Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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