He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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