does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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