I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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