How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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