At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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