Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
as a side note pls kill me
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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