is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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