There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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