week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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