You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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