i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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