For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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