her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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