I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
