Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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