question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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