white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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