I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sponge bath it is.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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