i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I need water and some morals
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