great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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