Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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