ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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