I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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