Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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