i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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