Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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