Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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