ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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