i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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