We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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