my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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