He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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