They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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