guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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