Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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