haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
