White coat. Heels.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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